7 Most Iconic Asrani Dialogues That Still Make Audiences Burst into Laughter

Remembering a Comedy Legend: Iconic Lines That Defined Asrani’s Timeless Charm

Legendary comedian and actor Asrani, who passed away at the age of 84 on October 20, 2025, left behind a treasure trove of laughter. With a career spanning over 350 films, Asrani’s unique comic timing and expressive delivery made him one of Bollywood’s most loved entertainers. From Sholay to Bhul Bhulaiyaa and Maalamaal Weekly, his witty dialogues continue to bring smiles even decades later.

Here’s a look back at seven of his most memorable lines that prove why Asrani remains an irreplaceable gem in Indian cinema.

1. “Aadhe idhar jao, aadhe idhar jao, aur baaki mere saath aao.” – Sholay (1975)

This iconic line from the cult classic Sholay, directed by Ramesh Sippy, is perhaps one of Asrani’s most unforgettable moments. Playing the quirky and confused jailer, Asrani delivered this dialogue with such comic precision that it became a cultural phenomenon. Even today, it’s quoted and mimicked across generations.

2. “Guzarta hua waqt bade se bade masle ko suljha deta hai.” – Gharwali Baharwali (1998)

In this David Dhawan directorial, Asrani combined his usual humor with a touch of wisdom. The line — “Time heals even the biggest problems” — captures both the comic and philosophical sides of his on-screen persona. It’s a reminder of how effortlessly Asrani could switch between laughter and life lessons.

3. “Woh toh aise chipak gaye hain… agar censor dekh le toh kaichi chala de.” – Ek Duuje Ke Liye (1981)

In K. Balachander’s romantic drama Ek Duuje Ke Liye, Asrani played a hilarious supporting role that brought much-needed comic relief. This cheeky remark about a couple’s closeness perfectly showcased his sharp humor and impeccable timing — traits that made him a director’s favorite.

4. “Acche waqt ki kadwahat… bure waqt ke baad hi hoti hai.” – Bol Bachchan (2012)

Even in the modern era, Asrani proved his comedic relevance. His performance in Rohit Shetty’s Bol Bachchan was full of charm and wit. This line stands out not just for its humor, but also for its reflection of optimism — a signature trait of Asrani’s characters.

5. “Haathi chale bazaar, kutte bhonke hazaar.” – Maalamaal Weekly (2006)

Directed by Priyadarshan, Maalamaal Weekly brought together a stellar comedy cast, and Asrani’s one-liners were among the film’s highlights. This proverb-like dialogue, delivered in his unique rhythm, became an instant fan favorite, showcasing his mastery in blending sarcasm and simplicity.

6. “Pati-patni ki narazgi garmi ki barsaat ki tarah hoti hai… jo hamesha nahi rehti.” – Dost (1989)

In Dost, directed by K. Muralimohan Rao, Asrani once again displayed his understanding of human emotions through humor. The line compares a couple’s quarrel to a passing summer shower — momentary, yet dramatic — proving that behind his jokes often lay heartfelt truth.

7. “Share bazaar mein lute hue vyapari ki tarah royiye… magar royiye, please royiye.” – Heera Lal Panna Lal (1999)

In this comedy directed by Kewal Sharma, Asrani’s over-the-top emotional plea turned into comic gold. His ability to make even a dramatic moment funny shows why he was — and remains — one of the most versatile comedians Bollywood has ever produced.

A Legacy That Lives Through Laughter

From the 1970s to the 2010s, Asrani evolved with every era of Indian cinema. He entertained millions not just through his words, but through his unmatched expressions, timing, and presence. Whether it was playing the bumbling jailer, the overconfident uncle, or the witty sidekick, Asrani always made sure his audience left with a smile.

As tributes pour in from across the country, one thing is clear — Asrani didn’t just make people laugh; he made them happy. His dialogues, forever etched in Bollywood history, will continue to echo in the hearts of fans who grew up watching his timeless performances.